Donald Trump is denying a report by the New York Times that noted that the “president” suggested to White House advisers that migrants should be shot in their legs when trying to cross the border. The Times based its report on interviews with more than a dozen White House administration officials who also said that our totally normal, non-psychotic “president” also spoke about fortifying a border wall with a water-filled trench, stocked with snakes or alligators. Jinkies, who do we believe here, the man who has lied over 12,000 times and is obsessed with his wall, or a dozen White House officials?
Trump tweeted today, before correcting his typo later: “Now the press is trying to sell the fact that I wanted a Moot stuffed with alligators and snakes, with an electrified fence and sharp spikes on top, at our Southern Border. I may be tough on Border Security, but not that tough. The press has gone Crazy. Fake News!”
That, of course, made President Stable Genius’s misspelled word go viral on Twitter.
Associate yourself with men of quality if you esteem your reputation; for ’tis better to be alone than in bad company
Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country
I wanted a electric moot stuffed with alligators and snakes!
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) October 2, 2019
His point is moot. 😂 https://t.co/s0NSsrG4IV
— John Pavlovitz (@johnpavlovitz) October 2, 2019
— Zenker (@Zenker01) October 2, 2019
“DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FILL A MOOT WITH SNAKES” pic.twitter.com/XjIcA49js0
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) October 2, 2019
DRAIN THE MOOT!
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) October 2, 2019
— Col. Morris Davis (@ColMorrisDavis) October 2, 2019
I do not want a Moot, I said, I’d rather have some loot instead! I do not want electric fence, I want more people like Mike Pence! I do not need those spikes or snakes, I need a tweet with NO MISTEAKS! What I want I cannot find, I think because I’ve lost
my mind. #Presidementia https://t.co/CyQ8JS632t
— John M. Talmadge, MD (@JohnMTalmadgeMD) October 2, 2019
The President of The United States is currently denying he wants an alligator-stuffed moot just fyi
— Tom Peck (@tompeck) October 2, 2019
Then, he finally corrected his tweet.
we all saw you tweet ‘moot,’ you doofy galoot
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) October 2, 2019
Look! He spelled moat correctly! Still have no clue why it’s capitalized but…baby steps. Or is it baby hands?
— Shugar (@GregShugar) October 2, 2019
It’s VERY telling that you chose to refute the alligators and snakes bit, (which MOST folks think you’re crazy enough to want), but you said nothing about “shoot them in the legs.”
You were ready to issue an unlawful order to MURDER people. But the PRESS has gone crazy?🙄
— BrooklynDad_Defiant Savage! (@mmpadellan) October 2, 2019
President Stable Genius, Sir, try using spellcheck next time, you dumb twatwaffle.
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