Swamp monster Donald Trump unleashed quite a few desperate tweets today as the impeachment inquiry by the House is underway. The former reality show star who is the least popular “president” in the history of polling, even endorsed the least popular Governor in the U.S. We’re sure that will work out well. From there, Trump went all Republican-caps on Twitter, claiming that he shouldn’t be impeached because of the “Just in” news that came out last month and it doesn’t mean what he thinks it means.
Just out: MEDIAN HOUSEHOLD INCOME IS AT THE HIGHEST POINT EVER, EVER, EVER! How about saying it this way, IN THE HISTORY OF OUR COUNTRY! Also, MORE PEOPLE WORKING TODAY IN THE USA THAN AT ANY TIME IN HISTORY! Tough numbers for the Radical Left Democrats to beat! Impeach the Pres.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 15, 2019
The report that came out on Sept. 26th states:
Median household income for the nation has been increasing every year since 2013, but the year-to-year increase from 2017 is smaller than the prior three years. Previously, increases ranged between 1.8% and 3.3% annually.
Twitter users were not amused.
Speaking of First Time in History!!! – For the first time in history, U.S. billionaires paid a lower tax rate than the working class last yearhttps://t.co/NLQXKGqMO9
— Mike Hayward (@pagosadude) October 15, 2019
Nah, we got it. We ain’t stooooopid. pic.twitter.com/mS0Ee9ZA96
— Levity Mpls🌊🍑 (@LevityMpls) October 15, 2019
The desperation in this tweet is palpable. https://t.co/KdVY5uDtj9
— George Conway (@gtconway3d) October 15, 2019
Sad to see the rate of growth has slowed under Trump… SAD!
— Liddle’ LeGate 🇺🇸 (@williamlegate) October 15, 2019
But, the end of Trump’s tweet did amuse the Internet.
Sweet, you end it by *impeach the pres*… ha ha, LOVE TO. You will get your wish, you are being impeached and removed, FINALLY. #AbandoningTheKurds was the last terrible thing.
— TooncesTeslaInOrbit-SPACE FORCE 🌎💫🚀 (@carsinspace) October 15, 2019
— Fauda (@liberte1787) October 15, 2019
Yes, you are correct, we should impeach the pres.
Why don’t you save yourself the headache and resign.
— Michelle (@RageMichelle) October 15, 2019
Finally! We agree on something. Impeach The Pres!
— Tina -#CloseTheCamps (@trcfwtt) October 15, 2019
Not sure that the 48 word intro is really necessary (Twitter is all about brevity, right?) Anyway, couldn’t agree more: impeach the pres!!! https://t.co/rrJzvWUz1L
— jeremy dangerhouse (@dangerhouse) October 15, 2019
Did Trump just call for his own impeachment?
I stan. Impeach the Pres. pic.twitter.com/H6StfeigUA
— Kaz Weida (@kazweida) October 15, 2019
— Jack-O-Lantern Sterne 🎃 (@JRSterne) October 15, 2019
Trump’s jobs number is about one million less than President Obama’s — so he can release that caps lock now. Also, billionaires are now paying less in taxes than the rest of us poor slobs, thanks to Trump’s tax cuts for the wealthy. But Trump supporters think he’s one of them even though he shits in a toilet made of gold.
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