Trump Loses His Mind On Twitter, Goes On Major Monday Morning Tweetstorm; Feels The Midterms Closing In


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If the polls are accurate, Democrats will take the House t0morrow in what will be a referendum on Donald Trump. Previous presidents have accepted responsibility for the opposing party taking control of the House, but Trump is already refusing to admit that it’s because of a backlash against his toxic presidency. After listing a string of endorsements on Twitter, Grandpa Trump appeared to be panicking just one day before the midterm elections. Trump lashed out at CNN over what he called ‘suppression polls.’ Meanwhile, there’s actual voter suppression going on in Georgia and Texas.

“So funny to see the CNN Fake Suppression Polls and false rhetoric,” Trump wrote. “Watch for real results Tuesday. We are lucky CNN’s ratings are so low. Don’t fall for the Suppression Game. Go out & VOTE. Remember, we now have perhaps the greatest Economy (JOBS) in the history of our Country!”

Apparently, Trump seems to think that Florida residents have forgotten that he’s the president*.

“REMEMBER FLORIDA: I have been President of the United States for almost two years,” Trump tweeted. “During that time Senator Bill Nelson didn’t call me once. Rick Scott called constantly requesting dollars plus for Florida. Did a GREAT job on hurricanes. VOTE SCOTT!”

Trump was sure to put “ILLEGAL VOTING” in Republican caps.

“Law Enforcement has been strongly notified to watch closely for any ILLEGAL VOTING which may take place in Tuesday’s Election (or Early Voting),” he tweeted. “Anyone caught will be subject to the Maximum Criminal Penalties allowed by law. Thank you!”

Oooo, SCARY! Oh wait, maybe not:

Trump is trying to scare people so they won’t vote. If you haven’t voted yet, show up tomorrow at the polls. You can still volunteer, too. Be part of the solution.

Featured image via Gage Skidmore/Flickr, under Creative Commons license 2.0

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Conover Kennard
Conover makes tea partiers cry as a hobby. She was Commander of Jade Helm15 during the failed takeover of the South. She's also one of the biggest arseholes on Twitter. At night, she can be found drinking Conservative tears while pulling off the wings of flies just because she can. She is the founder of a Marxist, Commie, Maoist, Socialist site and has contributed to several other sites, blah blah blah. She is an awful person but she doesn't like to brag about that.