Trump Is Feeling The Heat As He Goes On Morning Rant About His Innocence, Makes Himself Look Even Guiltier

NURSE! He's out of his bed again!

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Donald Trump woke up Thursday morning then took to his Twitter account, apparently disturbed over the Stormy Daniels’ hush money scandal. It’s hard to keep track because the former reality show star is plagued with scandals. Trump’s former attorney and fixer has been testifying before the House Intelligence Committee this week, and he provided a visual aid, too, in the form of personal checks. The checks, including some signed by the president, were meant to reimburse Cohen for his hush money payments to adult film star Stormy Daniels. Meaning, Trump has been lying about his sexual encounter with Daniels, and the payments he made to silence her before the election.

Trump’s former longtime attorney pleaded guilty last year to violating campaign finance law by paying off Daniels shortly before the election and this morning in just one tweet; the president seems to be all over the map.

“It was not a campaign contribution, and there were no violations of the campaign finance laws by me,” Trump tweeted. “Fake News!”

So, is he saying that Cohen is innocent? Trump is losing what’s left of his mind and Twitter users noticed.

We’ve all seen the checks on TV, but Trump doesn’t want you to believe what you can see with your own eyes. There’s an Orwell quote about that.

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Conover Kennard
Conover makes tea partiers cry as a hobby. She was Commander of Jade Helm15 during the failed takeover of the South. She's also one of the biggest arseholes on Twitter. At night, she can be found drinking Conservative tears while pulling off the wings of flies just because she can. She is the founder of a Marxist, Commie, Maoist, Socialist site and has contributed to several other sites, blah blah blah. She is an awful person but she doesn't like to brag about that.