Trump Goes On Psychotic Monday Morning Twitter Rant, Attacks Democrats Again

What is WRONG with him?

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Donald Trump woke up this morning to take to his Twitter account and, for once, he acted in a presidential manner. April Fools! Instead, he lashed out at Democrats, the census, Mexico (all three of them), the “phony and fraudulent investigation of the No Collusion, No Obstruction Trump Campaign,” the Mueller report “conclusions” (even though we haven’t seen the report), then he hit the Mueller report again. Trump reeks of desperation and there’s a good reason for that.

On Monday, House Democrats said that they would move ahead to authorize a subpoena that demands the Justice Department and Attorney General William Barr release special counsel Robert Mueller’s nearly 400-page report. Barr plans to redact part of the report, but the AG in January claimed that he would do the opposite of that. What a difference a couple of months makes. Meanwhile, an overwhelming majority of Americans want the full report released — and that includes a majority of Republican voters.

So, naturally, Trump is freaking out.

“No matter what information is given to the crazed Democrats from the No Collusion Mueller Report, it will never be good enough,” Individual One tweeted. “Behind closed doors the Dems are laughing!”

A total of zero Democrats are laughing because this is a serious matter and we deserve to see the report.

Trump tweeted earlier this morning to suggest that Mueller is no longer the Democrats’ hero.

“Now that the long awaited Mueller Report conclusions have been released, most Democrats and others have gone back to the pre-Witch Hunt phase of their lives before Collusion Delusion took over,” It continued. “Others are pretending that their former hero, Bob Mueller, no longer exists!”

That is fake news. Mueller is a respected man on every level but we just want to see the report instead of Trump’s Attorney General’s very brief summary of the special counsel’s findings. Trump has been taking victory laps claiming that the report exonerates him even though the report specifically states that the former reality show star is “not exonerated” from obstruction of justice.

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Conover Kennard
Conover makes tea partiers cry as a hobby. She was Commander of Jade Helm15 during the failed takeover of the South. She's also one of the biggest arseholes on Twitter. At night, she can be found drinking Conservative tears while pulling off the wings of flies just because she can. She is the founder of a Marxist, Commie, Maoist, Socialist site and has contributed to several other sites, blah blah blah. She is an awful person but she doesn't like to brag about that.