Trump Goes On Epic Rant From Vietnam Over Michael Cohen’s Testimony, Shows How Terrified He Is

What a hot mess!

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Donald Trump’s meeting with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un is already being overshadowed by his former longtime personal attorney and fixer, Michael Cohen.  Trump’s former lawyer’s prepared remarks for his testimony today before the House Oversight and Reform Committee have been published and it is explosive.

“Mr. Trump knew of and directed the Trump Moscow negotiations throughout the campaign and lied about it,” the remarks read. “He lied about it because he never expected to win the election. He also lied about it because he stood to make hundreds of millions of dollars on the Moscow real estate project.”

Cohen also accuses Trump of knowing that his adviser Roger Stone was reaching out to WikiLeaks concerning the publication of stolen Democratic National Committee emails. Cohen also has transfers signed by Trump to reimburse his former lawyer for hush money payments to Stormy Daniels. That took place while Trump has been in office.

Well, Trump is clearly terrified as he took to his Twitter account while in Hanoi. The former reality show star is trying to distance himself from his former attorney, who he did business with for decades.

“Michael Cohen was one of many lawyers who represented me (unfortunately),” Trump tweeted. “He had other clients also. He was just disbarred by the State Supreme Court for lying & fraud. He did bad things unrelated to Trump. He is lying in order to reduce his prison time. Using Crooked’s lawyer!”

Trump got schooled by the Internet.

As I recall, Cohen only had two other clients, and one of them was Sean Hannity. Trump is just nervous because Cohen has the receipts. This should be quite a day, and Trump’s photo-op in Hanoi will be largely ignored here in the U.S.

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Conover Kennard
Conover makes tea partiers cry as a hobby. She was Commander of Jade Helm15 during the failed takeover of the South. She's also one of the biggest arseholes on Twitter. At night, she can be found drinking Conservative tears while pulling off the wings of flies just because she can. She is the founder of a Marxist, Commie, Maoist, Socialist site and has contributed to several other sites, blah blah blah. She is an awful person but she doesn't like to brag about that.