Trump Appears To Lose His Cool On Camera, Says Schiff “Couldn’t Carry Pompeo’s ‘Blank’ Strap, You Understand That?”

Thanks, Donald, for forcing all of us to visualize Mike Pompeo wearing a jockstrap. Geez.

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Donald Trump certainly has called out Democrats for using profanity, but somehow it’s OK for him to do so. After attacking Democrats for wasting their “energy on BULLSHIT” (caps his), the “president” left his Twitter account to zero in on House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff (D-Calif.). Trump was taking questions in the Oval Office as he lashed out at the world. It’s kind of odd that Trump feels he can say bullshit but not jockstrap — but everything is weird about this administration.

“There is an expression, he can’t carry his blank-strap,” Trump told reporters in the Oval Office, apparently referring to “jockstrap.”

“I won’t say it, because they’ll say it was so terrible to say,” Trump continued.

Then, of course, after calling Schiff a “low-life” and “shifty,” Trump said that the House Intelligence Committee Chairman should be “looked at” for treason over paraphrasing his words after the “president’s” Ukraine scandal was revealed.

“He should resign from office in disgrace and, frankly, they should look at him for treason, because he is making up the words of the president of the United States. Not only the words but the meaning,” Trump told reporters during a meeting with Finland’s leader. “It’s a disgrace.”


Trump also attacked the whistleblower even though he doesn’t know the individual’s identity. The phone call in July between the U.S. “president” and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, in which Trump asked Ukraine for a favor while seeking for the foreign leader to investigate the already debunked claims of corruption against former Vice President Joe Biden, and his son, sparked off the Democrats’ impeachment inquiry.

Anyway, if you have an athletic build, you can carry your own jockstrap. Just saying. And thanks, Donald, for forcing all of us to visualize Mike Pompeo wearing a jockstrap.

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