Insecure Trump Goes On Friday Afternoon Twitter Rant, Plays Down Democratic House Wins

Will someone please give him back his binky!

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Donald Trump promised that there would be a “red wave” instead of a blue wave, but on Thursday, Republicans took another beating. It was so bad that Republicans no longer hold any House seats in New England and only one Senate seat. Loss after loss has trickled in after election day in a referendum to Trump. It’s been brutal for the Republican party, and a smack upside the head for Trump, but the president seems to think that his party’s modest gains in the Senate should be reported more instead of the blue wave which rattled Washington.

And to be clear, the Democratic takeover of the House means that Trump’s coveted tax returns are at stake, and investigations will be launched.

“People are not being told that the Republican Party is on track to pick up two seats in the U.S. Senate, and epic victory: 53 to 47,” Trump tweeted. “The Fake News Media only wants to speak of the House, where the Midterm results were better than other sitting Presidents.”

The Internet dragged Trump to school for a reality check.

Republicans lost bigly in moderate suburban districts in midterm elections and even ceded ground in deep-red rural districts that voted for Trump in 2016.

America is waiting in anticipation as more indictments are expected to be handed down by Special Counsel Robert Mueller, but we’re sorry you’re having a bad day, Mr. Trump (we are not sorry he’s having a bad day).

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Conover Kennard
Conover makes tea partiers cry as a hobby. She was Commander of Jade Helm15 during the failed takeover of the South. She's also one of the biggest arseholes on Twitter. At night, she can be found drinking Conservative tears while pulling off the wings of flies just because she can. She is the founder of a Marxist, Commie, Maoist, Socialist site and has contributed to several other sites, blah blah blah. She is an awful person but she doesn't like to brag about that.